Thursday, September 11, 2008

Musings of Monkey!

With so many monkeys visiting our rooms on a daily basis, i cant ignore them anymore.
yesterday there was a monkey at my window. It started making simple random chatter noises n goin up n down the window to scare me...i camly sat on my bed and browsed on my lappy....

The post wil be in Hyderabadi Hindi to give it an added flavour!

Monkey's Mind: " Arre kya yaaron!....yeh potti ko daar nai hora....ab mein kya karoon re!.... woh table pe pada hua biscuit packet dede na!.... agar mein aisae-ich karta gaya toh woh bilkul ignore kaerlegi re!....kuch soch re yaroon....kya karooooon!"

It makes some more wierd noise n settles down on the window sill n sleeeeeps!!!!!!

Me in my Mind: "Arre this monkey also no....why is it not going...mereko sab maloom hai...woh mereko darane ke liye-ich aise karri hai....mein kaiko darooon....mereko strong hona padega re....

the monkey leaves the window n i shut the window....

Scene behind the curtains:
the monkey's name is chimpu.... chimpu is give "E" grade in basic food grabbing fundae subject by his sir.....chimpu is dissapointed.....toi toi toi...flash back now.....

scene just 5 mins before this: chimpu's mom puts tilak on chimpu's forehead n says "jaa beta apni khandan ki naam roshan karde".....
chimpu's classmates in the school: arre chimpu, yeh dekh....food grabbing fundae mein best is to work out and become a strong monkey n attack open rooms...ur sure of gettign hold of soemthing thru this.....
chimpu: arre nahi yaar...i thot out of box n decided to give this a try...i will play on window sill n scare the girl...she might throw some food or out of pity gimme some...this is my strategy....this shall work....im high on innovation...the regular theory solutions dont work for me!

just before the exam: (his frends): chimpu!! chimpu!!....cmon chimpu....ur setting a new fundae in food grabbing through this.....hope u get thru....

and the rest is history....chimpu laments over the failure of his strategy....he didnt know ehere he went wrong....he tried analysing his strategy once again...it was simple one...the girl shud gte scared or pity me n give food...why didnt it work!....

it didnt work coz it coundnt see some hidden n missing varibles like the girl's strength n boldness[:P].....there was too much dependency on external factors and too little reliance on internal factors and hence failed....also the data sample of the girl taken out of the fearful girls population was an outlier....also chimpu didnt realise that the girl is not liable to give a biscuit packet unless chimpu gave one earlier[:P] and also the packet wasnt her asset as she took it from her friends room.....So also the demand for the biscuit packet was high as all her frends wanted one and the current supply was not at the equlibrium point n hence there was already a shortage of biscuits......last but not the least....the monkey coudnt create an impression in the girl's mind about its purpose and hence the result is a failure..... toh monkeys are branded as a fear factor among girls hostel, the target penetration this time wasnt upto the mark!......

having realised the various reasons for its failures....its decided to work on

1. problem identification and description and various entities involved..... try to draw a fish bone if necessary!

2. look at its hierarchy of needs and chuck maslow and see if ERG theory can help it since phychological needs are anyway not fulfilled..... also frustration-aggression working on....the frustration on not being able to satisfy lower needs leads to agressively trying to satisfy higher needs!

3. realise that the world is full of interconnectivity and its supply of biscuits depends on the demand for it among girls and her frends and so also on the personality attributes of the girl.....

4. it realised that their major strength of creating fear among the girls is lost and they became an ineffective brand now....it has decided to go for relauching or repositioning itself as a friendly monkey from next time[:p]

5. It also decided to take a better sample next time and visit some other room who is a better representative of the feaful girls sample.....

6. last but not the least.... it decided to calculate its position of its assets of biscuits received so far and see whether any immediate need for food grabbing arises and also note down the expenses incurred in reaching the girls window so far....the expenses like kicking off its costly reebok shoes into the gutter while climbing is taken as unexpected loss and it also pulled down another monkey coming to the same window....tht monkey might take revenge in future which it put up as a "Bad Will" on the liability side since its prone to attack from tht other monkey sometime!....

That is it folks.....Im done for today...wil edit once i find some comments!...feel free to post any comments :D.....

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Rock On Review!

This is one of the group mails i sent regarding the movie review for Rock On......

sabhaku namaskaaaaram.....with mamakaaram :P

nenu ma lan nunchi download cheksuni chusa...cinema hall ki eldam ante janalu eppudu chadukuntu time dorakatam ledu ani deekincharu....inka labham ledu ani second day na room lo kurchuni chusa.....details loki elthunna...kasko na vasco di gama.....

1.opening with song unique n i love tht song....lyrics avi variety ga unnayi annadi pakkana pedithey,....i loved the tune....idi kakunda mere laundry ka ek bill is too gud!...we will rock u type anukunta mari.....

2. farhan gadi voice patallo kummesindi kani...dubbing lo koncham teelipoyindi....jalubu gonthu laga...konni dialouges lo punch padakunda ayyindi!....kakapothey vadi acting skills toh dubbing ni laaginchesadu....naku maathram dubbing inka improve cheskovalemo ani anipinchindi......

3. heroine ga aa serial pilla bane undi...but ss music vj aiena goswami arjun ramphal wife kinda kummesindi...chepala kampu nijam ga undemo annanta realistic ga acted anukondi!

4. madhyalo odilesina unfufilled desires n dreams ni fullfill cheskondi....janalandariki jeevitam rendo avakaasam ivvadu anna msg bagaaaaaaaaaaa strong ga cheptunnadu....meeku teliyandi kadu le :P

5. farhan gadu songs kummesadu.....shankar ehsaan n loy are gods!...for once they overtook arr in my ratings!....javed akhtar ilanti lyrics ela rasado naku inka artham kavatam ledu...koduku koosam rasanu antunnadu kani...inta youthful n realted terms toh lyrics vadu raasi undadu ani na strong feeling...

6. konni senti scenes lo farhan gadu kummesadu....vadiki ee male bonding sentimental scenes ante oka rakamaina sentiment anukunta :P....aa purab kohli gadu jeevinchesadu anukondi!....nen nammaledu....eedenti inta baga cheyyatam emiti ani!....

7. aa gf toh break up scene enta arbit ga undo...naaku nachhaledu :P...arre piriki panda laga paaaripotademi...adi oka tokkalo a4 sheet meeda ball point pen toh hindi lo 4 words raasesi!....wat crap i say!....

8. biggest msg thru this movie..... u can work n earn money...but the most rewarding n happiest moments of ur life are from ur deep rooted passions n always have time for them!....

inka appti nunchi nenu na full time passion aiena singing ni appudappudu practise cheskuntunna....cinema paatale padukuntunna le :P....

Seriously, one hell of a movie to be watched for some of the deep insights it tries to send across.....Sindbad the sailor song captures the essence of the movie really well :)