With so many monkeys visiting our rooms on a daily basis, i cant ignore them anymore.
yesterday there was a monkey at my window. It started making simple random chatter noises n goin up n down the window to scare me...i camly sat on my bed and browsed on my lappy....
The post wil be in Hyderabadi Hindi to give it an added flavour!
Monkey's Mind: " Arre kya yaaron!....yeh potti ko daar nai hora....ab mein kya karoon re!.... woh table pe pada hua biscuit packet dede na!.... agar mein aisae-ich karta gaya toh woh bilkul ignore kaerlegi re!....kuch soch re yaroon....kya karooooon!"
It makes some more wierd noise n settles down on the window sill n sleeeeeps!!!!!!
Me in my Mind: "Arre this monkey also no....why is it not going...mereko sab maloom hai...woh mereko darane ke liye-ich aise karri hai....mein kaiko darooon....mereko strong hona padega re....
the monkey leaves the window n i shut the window....
Scene behind the curtains:
the monkey's name is chimpu.... chimpu is give "E" grade in basic food grabbing fundae subject by his sir.....chimpu is dissapointed.....toi toi toi...flash back now.....
scene just 5 mins before this: chimpu's mom puts tilak on chimpu's forehead n says "jaa beta apni khandan ki naam roshan karde".....
chimpu's classmates in the school: arre chimpu, yeh dekh....food grabbing fundae mein best is to work out and become a strong monkey n attack open rooms...ur sure of gettign hold of soemthing thru this.....
chimpu: arre nahi yaar...i thot out of box n decided to give this a try...i will play on window sill n scare the girl...she might throw some food or out of pity gimme some...this is my strategy....this shall work....im high on innovation...the regular theory solutions dont work for me!
just before the exam: (his frends): chimpu!! chimpu!!....cmon chimpu....ur setting a new fundae in food grabbing through this.....hope u get thru....
and the rest is history....chimpu laments over the failure of his strategy....he didnt know ehere he went wrong....he tried analysing his strategy once again...it was simple one...the girl shud gte scared or pity me n give food...why didnt it work!....
it didnt work coz it coundnt see some hidden n missing varibles like the girl's strength n boldness[:P].....there was too much dependency on external factors and too little reliance on internal factors and hence failed....also the data sample of the girl taken out of the fearful girls population was an outlier....also chimpu didnt realise that the girl is not liable to give a biscuit packet unless chimpu gave one earlier[:P] and also the packet wasnt her asset as she took it from her friends room.....So also the demand for the biscuit packet was high as all her frends wanted one and the current supply was not at the equlibrium point n hence there was already a shortage of biscuits......last but not the least....the monkey coudnt create an impression in the girl's mind about its purpose and hence the result is a failure..... toh monkeys are branded as a fear factor among girls hostel, the target penetration this time wasnt upto the mark!......
having realised the various reasons for its failures....its decided to work on
1. problem identification and description and various entities involved..... try to draw a fish bone if necessary!
2. look at its hierarchy of needs and chuck maslow and see if ERG theory can help it since phychological needs are anyway not fulfilled..... also frustration-aggression working on....the frustration on not being able to satisfy lower needs leads to agressively trying to satisfy higher needs!
3. realise that the world is full of interconnectivity and its supply of biscuits depends on the demand for it among girls and her frends and so also on the personality attributes of the girl.....
4. it realised that their major strength of creating fear among the girls is lost and they became an ineffective brand now....it has decided to go for relauching or repositioning itself as a friendly monkey from next time[:p]
5. It also decided to take a better sample next time and visit some other room who is a better representative of the feaful girls sample.....
6. last but not the least.... it decided to calculate its position of its assets of biscuits received so far and see whether any immediate need for food grabbing arises and also note down the expenses incurred in reaching the girls window so far....the expenses like kicking off its costly reebok shoes into the gutter while climbing is taken as unexpected loss and it also pulled down another monkey coming to the same window....tht monkey might take revenge in future which it put up as a "Bad Will" on the liability side since its prone to attack from tht other monkey sometime!....
That is it folks.....Im done for today...wil edit once i find some comments!...feel free to post any comments :D.....
yesterday there was a monkey at my window. It started making simple random chatter noises n goin up n down the window to scare me...i camly sat on my bed and browsed on my lappy....
The post wil be in Hyderabadi Hindi to give it an added flavour!
Monkey's Mind: " Arre kya yaaron!....yeh potti ko daar nai hora....ab mein kya karoon re!.... woh table pe pada hua biscuit packet dede na!.... agar mein aisae-ich karta gaya toh woh bilkul ignore kaerlegi re!....kuch soch re yaroon....kya karooooon!"
It makes some more wierd noise n settles down on the window sill n sleeeeeps!!!!!!
Me in my Mind: "Arre this monkey also no....why is it not going...mereko sab maloom hai...woh mereko darane ke liye-ich aise karri hai....mein kaiko darooon....mereko strong hona padega re....
the monkey leaves the window n i shut the window....
Scene behind the curtains:
the monkey's name is chimpu.... chimpu is give "E" grade in basic food grabbing fundae subject by his sir.....chimpu is dissapointed.....toi toi toi...flash back now.....
scene just 5 mins before this: chimpu's mom puts tilak on chimpu's forehead n says "jaa beta apni khandan ki naam roshan karde".....
chimpu's classmates in the school: arre chimpu, yeh dekh....food grabbing fundae mein best is to work out and become a strong monkey n attack open rooms...ur sure of gettign hold of soemthing thru this.....
chimpu: arre nahi yaar...i thot out of box n decided to give this a try...i will play on window sill n scare the girl...she might throw some food or out of pity gimme some...this is my strategy....this shall work....im high on innovation...the regular theory solutions dont work for me!
just before the exam: (his frends): chimpu!! chimpu!!....cmon chimpu....ur setting a new fundae in food grabbing through this.....hope u get thru....
and the rest is history....chimpu laments over the failure of his strategy....he didnt know ehere he went wrong....he tried analysing his strategy once again...it was simple one...the girl shud gte scared or pity me n give food...why didnt it work!....
it didnt work coz it coundnt see some hidden n missing varibles like the girl's strength n boldness[:P].....there was too much dependency on external factors and too little reliance on internal factors and hence failed....also the data sample of the girl taken out of the fearful girls population was an outlier....also chimpu didnt realise that the girl is not liable to give a biscuit packet unless chimpu gave one earlier[:P] and also the packet wasnt her asset as she took it from her friends room.....So also the demand for the biscuit packet was high as all her frends wanted one and the current supply was not at the equlibrium point n hence there was already a shortage of biscuits......last but not the least....the monkey coudnt create an impression in the girl's mind about its purpose and hence the result is a failure..... toh monkeys are branded as a fear factor among girls hostel, the target penetration this time wasnt upto the mark!......
having realised the various reasons for its failures....its decided to work on
1. problem identification and description and various entities involved..... try to draw a fish bone if necessary!
2. look at its hierarchy of needs and chuck maslow and see if ERG theory can help it since phychological needs are anyway not fulfilled..... also frustration-aggression working on....the frustration on not being able to satisfy lower needs leads to agressively trying to satisfy higher needs!
3. realise that the world is full of interconnectivity and its supply of biscuits depends on the demand for it among girls and her frends and so also on the personality attributes of the girl.....
4. it realised that their major strength of creating fear among the girls is lost and they became an ineffective brand now....it has decided to go for relauching or repositioning itself as a friendly monkey from next time[:p]
5. It also decided to take a better sample next time and visit some other room who is a better representative of the feaful girls sample.....
6. last but not the least.... it decided to calculate its position of its assets of biscuits received so far and see whether any immediate need for food grabbing arises and also note down the expenses incurred in reaching the girls window so far....the expenses like kicking off its costly reebok shoes into the gutter while climbing is taken as unexpected loss and it also pulled down another monkey coming to the same window....tht monkey might take revenge in future which it put up as a "Bad Will" on the liability side since its prone to attack from tht other monkey sometime!....
That is it folks.....Im done for today...wil edit once i find some comments!...feel free to post any comments :D.....
12 comments:
hehe:)
1st quarter major impact on u i think...
put iitm lingo too!
that was a creative, seriously
but gave me a headache reading it!
something wrong with the colors and the background..
bagundamma
chaala bagundi..
kakapothe aa color combinations tho brain heat ekkindi :D
oh damn, moderated unnaya comments :P
aite idi plus deeni mundudi renditini ignore cheyyi ;-)
he he..
FALTOO female!!!
[:D]
bt nice creativity 're'!
Hey nice blog dudette.....relished it.........I can truly identify with everything:)....keep it up
Seriously good post... As mentioned before, choice of colors gives a headache to the reader... :)
hahahaha... rotfl.. ;)
GOOD ONE.. ROCK ON !!
@ All
Thanks for the comments
@ pavan and Bhai
Red is the most striking one i could find...well lemme change it to green or blue then :)
did u say IIT?
change the background and the font colour
i dunno who u are but started loving u aftr readin this post. :P
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