I Me Myself

What does it take to be a perfect human!!...I mean a perfectly acceptable human[:P]..... I am tired sometimes of all teh stress stain pain n of course teh gain i go thru[:D].... its teh same old boring life...nothing exciting...like the mountain dew ad tht says " Jhoot bolthey hai woh log jo kehte hai ki unhe darr nahi lagta... darr sabhi ko lagta hai aur gala sabhi ka sukhta hai"...... similarly only liars say tht their life is ever interesting n fun types.... It gets boring at one stage n you yearn to come out of it at any cost!!.... I sometimes get weirdest of thoughts.... i am penning down few of them that i could recollect now.... It can make ur life exciting...i must say!!

1. I will set up a school or institute for people who want to learn backward handwriting or mirror handwriting and teach them fast n efficient way of writing the same.....all teh alphabets n letters are reversed in this handwriting...i learnt it from my brother who writes it amazingly well... i put up a decently fast job in it....

2. I will go and anchor the Aditya TV programs for I believe i can do a better job than them at any cost!!.... I always wanted to become an RJ, be it part time or full time... any radio station i wouldn't mind.... i know now all my friends who will read this blog shall scream in unison" its not u who doesn't mind it...its them...teh radio fellas who will kill themselves for hiring you[:P]"

3. I always wanted to taste the dishes that they show on TV...they make them so well and they look so delicious...mind u teh word is "look".... and then give out my opinion unlike teh anchors of TV who gulp down the first spoon with much difficulty and take some time to come out of teh disaster and say" chalaa bagundandi....mana viewers kooda try cheyyali tappakunda"...oh yeah u think we are dumbos.... after tht very enigmatic performance of teh anchor which can win an oscar.... i shall not dare to make tht dish!!....

4. Try testing your patience...tune into any of teh soap operas and leave the remote untouched...teh max time u can stay with teh remote untouched....divided by your height and weight give your patience index.... ante generally inta height and weight ki inta koopam or impatience avasarama antunatru kada[:P]...anduke divide it off with ur height n weight ya....

5. try holding out your hand at the rtc bus drivers in hyd and ask them to stop...if he stops... he is no less than god...if he doesn't...he is no less than a cockroach....huh....

6. I hate teh auto fellows in hyd so much tht i stopped goin in the autos...its not tht i like the bus drivers...they have such an arrogance in their manner.... I rem one driver screaming on some two wheeler driver that he will let the bus go on their vehicle n he shall be safe for the union will support him....its just absurd!!... and they just don care...there are good drivers too(only the ones who stop the bus when i show my hand[:D]).... but most of them use foul language on teh passengers....like we are goin to have an uninvited lunch at their place!!....haaah....

Cant think of many right now.... but life was amazing in engg...those were the best days of my life.... if given a chance...even bill gates wants to just sit n lazily scratch his head and drink tea!!....