I was watching tv one day sitting on the sofa and engrossed in the show..... some show called "ma inti vanta" on some local telugu channel..... bambino syemya toh pulav anta.... nenu kooda cheyyagalanu ilanti chetta vanta aiethey ani choosestunna....
The lizard on teh wall was probably watching it too for it was so engrossed in it that it fell from teh wall.... atleast this was my first thot on it..... then i saw it slowly advancing towards the tv stand..... shit enti ippudu atu elli em peekutundi anukunna....ah!!...there was a mosquito thr.... teh mosquito that i have killed just a while ago with my own hands..... I guess its atma is already gone with the wind and taken a re birth as human for it died in my hands.....he he he... its on u to take it as a privilege to be born as a human or as a sin...... this lizard went slowly thinking tht its a live mosquito but realizing tht its dead... just went cooly and zapped it with its tongue and climbed teh wall behind teh tv...... Mission accomplished anukuna aa balli ki.... now now i have a doubt...very rarely do u see lizards on teh floor trying to catch a mosquito...they never dare to come down kada...at least not in teh broad tube lite[:P]...... enduku ochhindi.... reasons that i cud think of......
1. i was wondering if its an episode of who dares win for teh lizards being conducted in the kitchen wall where some 4 or 5 lizards are always present grouped together discussing something big.....at least they look so engrossed that u tend to think so......
2. May be its a male lizard trying to impress the lady lizard that was on the wall besides the tv....
3. may be the lizard on teh side wall was a core competitor for my lizard and it was a do or die situation for my lizard....
4. last but not teh least...may be it was just too hungry that it came down all teh way for the mosquito.....
The Lizard View:
Abba.... malla tokkalo ma inti vanta program.... how tired im eating this silly insects all teh time...i wish i was outdoors...at least i get to try new varieties...these humans also na... they show me all new n diff things..... i rem my mom now...she taught me to try hard n achieve what i want.... and that box over there is showing something gud to look at...lemme give it a try.... i know conventional lizards aren't supposed to come down onto floors when ppl are arnd.... but i have seen rang de in teh very same box and i realized that i am a born rebel!!..... here i come u box.... i need that thing which looks like many rat tails grouped together.....
Oh my gawd!!...whats this... a mosquito.... i need to think fast.... have to use my mba taught decision making skills ryt now.... do i go ahead for tht dish in teh box being shown or grab what god has granted.... a bird in ahnd worth two in bush or it is the two birds tht matter to me now....quick!!... decision making skills...i topped it too!!.... okay let me just do inky pinky ponky..... (after a struggling session of inky pinky ponky teh lizard goes for the mosquito).... hey god!!...ur amazing.... u made me take teh ryt decision...this mosquito is dead..... its not moving at all.... this is my chance of a meal for today....here i come.....
The Mosquito View:
La la laaa la la laaa la la la laaa laaa..... how well i pretended to die in teh hands of tht stupid girl who thot tht she killed me for i lied flat when she hit me.... she dropped me dead but little does she knw tht im still alive..... im in trance now..... eyes closed.... life smooth.... vibrating noise from teh electronic thing called tv..... no wonder i did a gud thing by doin ece engg..... i know the human appliances and their working..... la la laaa la la laa laaa la laaaa..... im smart and intelligent.... i can beat humans....
The lizard comes and sees that the mosquito is still alive...yet lizard tendency valla it zaps and takes in the mosquito.....
(imp lesson here....always do a PG after UG for it helps in strategic decision making :P)
(imp lesson two: never feel happy abt out smarting teh unnecessary..... look out for imemdiate enemies than far fetched ones :P)
The Other Lizard on the side wall:
Hmm.... its my day!!... i just shot a lizard violating the law and coming onto teh floor to eat a mosquito...wait till i submit this in teh court........ gud tht i captured teh whole thing in my cam now...movie contest ki na entry kinda ee short film pamputha.... this is my day i must say...thank god i dint go for tht mosquito for i wud have missed a great film to shoot and got stuck with teh other lizard violating the laws!!..... wait till i tel it to the other lizard and demand money to keep it hidden from law.....after all i did a degree in film making and law for money.... its my life...its money or nothing... im gonna shoot forever.......
Me again:
ento ee balli mohalu ila illantha tirugutunte kastham ga undi...bhayam vestundi.... anavasaram ga ee mosquito ni champa..... elli syemya pulav cheskunta inka..... im hungry.....
God:
Yehe tokkalodi ee prapancham lo okkalu silent n simple ga aloochincharu kabolu...everybody wants to make money and violate teh laws rules and regulations.... its tough to handle such living things.... i wish i was transferred to teh non living management dept.... its much easier...so wat if teh increments are much lower there.....at least i dont have to handle dynamic analysis and conclusions!!..... Have to put up a strong fite to escape these boring circular analysis case studies from Milky Way!!! :D
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