IIT Bombay Interview

This interview is hated for all the right reasons. It fell exactly on the day my close cousin got married and as a result, I had to skip it!!.....Me, pavan and pavan’s friend rakesh came along with me. I took the train this time. It was evening 4pm train and me and pavan got the berths at the same place. rakesh joined us from begumpet. Now started the fun part. The blabber mouth tht I was, went on n on about anything n everything in the world n also discussed many current affairs in the process since I had two brainy heads with me. Oh, by the way….pavan had IIM B,I,L calls while rakesh had all calls!!....so it was obvious tht I was the one benefited the most from those conversations!!....we discussed everything from crises around the world to flop movies to mba prep to future plans…..time just flew by and we slept sooner than we expected…..

Morning 3.30am it was and pavan woke me up!....we reached some place near dadar and got down at some station by 4am. We waited for a sub urban train tht came at 4.40am and landed up at the nearest station to IIT Bombay. Took and auto and having reached the girls hostel, I bade gud bye n waited for some girl to allot me the room. The room was big n already 5 people were fast asleep in tht room. I joined them too in a very short while. My interview was scheduled in the afternoon slot and hence woke up at around 9.30, got ready and had breakfast. Revised some crap and borrowed the news ppr from a girl who just landed into the room. I know this blog is getting boring now. Lemme directly jump into the interview part.

We were again divided into slots and we were the first to go for a GD. Our topic was again some case study. Its abt how a junior officer gets promoted on account of his work efficiency and the seniors hate tht and argue tht seniority should be given preference n go to the court. Is it legal to do so? Its some public firm where private partnership is involved. What is the due course of such cases in Indian Law? What should the company do now or what should it have done?.....fairly bad GD with occasionally becoming uncontrollable fish market…… we were 12 people and it was a bad GD!!.....

Highlights of the GD:

There was some guy sitting on No-7 in the slot and he started the gd by saying lemme take u thru the key points of the case study and started reading the lines of the case study!!!!!.....we let him make two points n I decided to interrupt but the guy beside me took over n did the same. Then there were too many differences of opinion about what should they have done and wat is the due course now…..according to me….the guy beside me scored the best as he also stopped many messy situations. He did say “lets allow the lady to speak” twice n I cud make my points. tht did give him some brownie points since I had soar throat and wasn’t able to shout my way thru the gd. Many of the good points were given by the guy beside me and one more guy. I made just 3 entries n made 2 good points. Many ppl were iterating their points and I thot it all got messed up many times since 4 people were talking simultaneously!!.....finally we did manage to sum up properly what we all thot and hence a happy ending to the fish-centered fairy tale…..

My interview was slotted last. Last but one rather. So I waited and waited and waited. I took feedback from every person who came out from my panel. We had a german on the panel and many of them were having trouble getting his accent. There was another lady stats prof on our panel. When I went, the panel was almost exhausted yet happy since the interviews almost came to an end on their panel and hence all general discussion happened. The biggest burning issue then was the budget. We got it just 1 day back. Hence the whole world was discussing it. I was asked to elaborate on points of my interest in the budget and also few other things on budget. Then they asked me abt why I left my job and what I am doin now n I elaborated the same. the german was keen on knowing more abt how I spent my time after I quit my job and also few things abt my prep.

The stats prof didn’t seem interested in me since, since at some point, she made a comment like. U left ur wonderful job just for preparing. Now wats the gurantee tht u will do justice to this course when u find a gud job. U might loose interest in it then. Oh, cmon mam!!....dont act like my 6 year old cousin who has great logical questions all the time but never do they come anywhere close to reality!!.....i realized tht the lady prof was very unimpressed with me for whatever reasons. I think there are gen I dont like u vibes from lady profs anywhere in the world when it comes to girls!!...something similar but much better than this happened to me in delhi too!!....there were few questions on who is shiv khera and some other crappy guy who I never even heard of!!....so I answered abt shiv khera n bluntly didn’t acknowledge the second person’s name!!.....

Having completed the interview, I know I wudnt make it. My deep sub conscious mind tht woke up just now told me so…..so its petty strong n clear tht I wudnt make it[:P]….. how ever after narrating my interview, ppl had something nice to say……some even went to the extent of saying…..hey tht second guy….may be it was just a fictious character….they wanted to check out the way u handle unknown things!!......very sweet of them but I knew I didn’t do well….some how I felt so….rakesh was on the afternoon batch too n he was on different slot. I kept waiting for him and many of the seniors came up to me and asked how the interview went n what they thot abt it…..i did get many contradictory reviews on my interview but I knew what was in store for me. rakesh was also last on his panel n came out very late. He said his interview went well and the panel ppl were happy with his answers!!....well atleast someone I know shall make it thru IIT Bombay!!!....a special mention here shud go to the seniors who organized the whole things for us…..they are all amazing n they coordinated well….lucky are the ones who would be goin there to study with those seniors!!....

pavan had his interview the next day afternoon and I was already bored!!....i spent the evening lazing around in the hostel and slept off after an early dinner. By the way, we had to buy food coupons in the mess but I never did. Only on day1 breakfast, I bout one coupon!!...rest all muft mein khaliya!!....arre yaar room ke liye already 200 paid off….why again for food is my point!!....anyway the next day, my mom’s first cousin called up n asked if I wud want to visit their house and I said yes. I went n met them n in the evening aunty, me and my cousin went shopping on the roads of Bombay…..it was amazing. Bombay has the cheapest n the best stuff anyone could ever get!!....i did some small scale shopping since the budget wasn’t permitting me….i took a sub urban train again n landed in the Bombay station….i had pavan waiting thr already and we had dinner on the train, spoke for a while abt the interviews and then slept off since it was an eventful yet tiring day…..

First impressions on the city:

the city is over crowded with people. In the 4.40am sub urban train….there was no place to sit!!....i couldn’t believe what my eyes saw….so many ppl on their way to work n tht too so early in the morning!!....i can’t believe it!!....the streets are too narrow…..the bus service is gud n also ppl seemed courteous too!!....one special feature among the buses there was to enter thru the back door n come out from the front door….i took tht bus from the campus to my relatives place….the long journey to tht place was good….too much of work was happening on the roads…..not too many tall buildings around the area tht I saw…..the main roads were real wide n smooth….people are hardworking n nice….auto people took one rupee less than the meter there!!....now how impossible is tht!!....

this trip was memorable in its own way since its my first trip to bombay. I did miss my cousin’s wedding in the process but I dont regret it anymore….get my cousin to hear it n she might want to kill me for saying this!!

A Place-O-Analysis

With all my interviews now completed and making it to IIT Madras MBA batch of 2008-2010….I am happy to present the analysis of the places I visited so far!......In the process I shall compare…..contradict…..curse…..criticize…. comment…. on all the cities I have visited…..

Statutory Warning: If the content of this blog hurts anyone…..I would not be sorry about it and would recommend them to consult a psychiatrist for being such a sissy!!

In the order of interviews, I have been to IIT Kanpur, IIT Bombay, IISc Bangalore (for IISc and IIT Kharagpur as well), IIT Chennai and finally IIT Delhi. In the process, I have noticed something great abt every place n something not so very great as well…..in the due course of this blog, u shall be reading abt my musings and experiences in the diff places……

IIT Kanpur:

Me and my friend shruthi took the flight to Delhi from Hyderabad and then rajdhani express to kanpur……In the flight, even after having our heavy breakfast, we bout the not-so-good chicken sandwiches jus coz we were bored n wanted something to eat…..the 200 bucks went into the gutter since the sandwich was like the upma tht I cook for myself when no one is home…..after landing, our dear friend Smitha was there to receive us and show us around for a while since we had 3 hours gap between the flight n train…..we went to palika bazaar and bout lots of stuff for 500 bucks only…..it was my mom’s strict condition tht I don’t spend too much on clothes during my trips to different places!....n then we took the wonderful metro rail to the railway station from palika bazaar station…..metro rail is one thing tht makes us believe tht we aren’t in India…..at least for a while….n then u look around and find our very own software engineers and business men, all dressed up and standing around in the train…..we then bade gud bye to smita n hopped on to the train….it was 2pm and we were hungry…..meals were included in the ticket and with my never-eat-veg attitude, I ordered non-veg meals for myself and veg for shruthi….actually our whole idea was to play safe…..if the non veg dish isn’t gud, we wud still have veg dishes and vice-versa…..thankfully the food was decent n he even gave us ice creams!!....slept for a while n then woke up around 4pm to see tht tea and snacks were being served!!.....n then me n shru opened our great manorama tht we made for ourselves to get us thru the interviews and started revising [:D]….at around 6.45pm, we landed in kanpur. My close friend bhaskar was there to receive us and we left for the IIT Kanpur campus in an auto…..

My first impression on the city:

The station was too smelly….the autos are decent…..the place is horrible….the roads are waiting-to-be-repaired…..the weather was cool….

We finally arrived into the campus and then my whole view changed…..Awesome campus they have….amazing I must say…..we were allotted hostel rooms by some senior girls and then we went to have dinner at some canteen…..the walk from the hostel to canteen was long n nice….kanpur ppl have the best campus, I must say….spotted neel gaay on the way and returned to hostel after dinner….next day was our interview….

My Interview Experience:

We were divided into slots and I was on the fourth slot n moved to some SIDBI (small industries development board of India) building for GD/PI….My group has 13 people in all…..our topic was a case study…..some lady….Nancy for the time being….Nacy takes up job as ceo of a company and she was earlier working with HP and did a great job there…..she believes in making decisions herself and never involved too many in deciding….she gives her 100% in the job but at the end of 6 months, sales drop and board of directors issue her a one month notice to resign….a special committee is formed n they report all of nancy’s inconsistencies….even meager issues like she talks too much on phone or she eats for too long types will be quoted…..now we had to analyze what went wrong and why….is there gender bias in tht company….suggest any remedial measures…..we were all given 5mins to read n note….one min each to read out our points to the rest….n in the end 6 mins to discuss…..fairly gud GD with occasional spikes of fish market….I did perform well enuf and I was happy.

My Interview:

Me: may I come in sir?

Panel of 5 professor: yes, please take ur seat…

Prof1: so sahiti, ur from ece background….tell me how comfortable are u with ur subjects?

Me: quite comfortable sir(I hope u wont ask me subjects tht I have done one day batting for)

Prof1: okay can u draw us a full wave rectifier with phased lock loops?

Me: (@#$%&* the what!!) Sir I rem the basic full wave rectifier, cant recollect abt phased lock loops.

Prof1: fine draw it first.

Me: (drew the picture n I know its correct….i was really happy about it….)

Prof1: now can u draw the waveform for it

Me: (confidently drew the wrong waveform….i was so dumb tht u don’t even ask me…..i was in some world of my own and drew the wrong wave form)

Prof1: are u sure abt the waveform…

Me: I think so. I didn’t even bother to verify it!!....

Prof1: okay which is ur fav subject in engg….

Me: communication Systems.

Prof2 takes over: okay tell me what happens when u switch on ur mobile phone.

Me: explained in detail abt the base station, antenna, HLR, MST and all tht crap.

Prof2: okay now I am making a call from land line…how does it connect to the mobile….tel the flow…

Me: at the telephone exchange, its routed to the corresponding station.

Prof2: no, I am saying how does the connection get established?

Me: thru telephone cables ( I was so elated to give this answer[:P]….like this is the ultimate answer tht can ever be given!!)

Prof2: yeah, tht is fine. I am saying what is the exact process tht happens there.

Me: I am not sure about it sir. This is all I know.

Prof1, getting back to me: have u heard of WLL (wire locked loops) in telephone networks.

Me: yes sir, I have. Frankly, I don’t remember any of it. We don’t have a course in it.

Prof1: so what do u know miss Sahithi??

Me: (@#$%&*....fine I know nothing…but ece is not my cup of tea coffee milk n cool drink!!) Sir, I have answered to the best of my abilities.

Prof3: okay can we do some maths?

Me: sure sir. He asked me about the integral of something, which I cant recollect ryt now n I answered it.

Prof4: so u have resigned from ur job in july 2007. What have u been doin since then?

Me: I have been involved in various activities and also prepared for MBA entrance exams.

Prof4: what made u leave ur job? Didn’t u like it?

Me: No sir, I really liked my job. But I had decided to give Cat and other exams a proper shot. I was having too much work and wasn’t able to do it. I spoke to my PM and we arrived at the consensus to resign. If I wouldn’t have resigned in july,07. My next chance was in feb,08 which is too late to even study. I made the decision n came out sir.

Prof4: you could have worked it out with ur PM.

Me: sir, thr was a lot of dependency on me in the project. I had to act responsible and not leave the project at the wrong time. Since our module was completed in june and new module was just allocated, my pm said july,07 is okay. But once I got absorbed into the new module, I had to wait until its delivery which was tentatively feb,08. So I decided to resign.

Prof4: oh okay. So u have been preparing well then. What happened to ur cat? What is ur percentile?

Me: its ** % sir.

Prof4: can u split it?

Me: (split it up n told)

Prof1 to prof5: sir, do u have anything to ask?

Prof5: no nothing. U may leave.

Me: (finally im done)

So I guess the interview went just about okay with prof1 charging towards me with unexpected questions!!....since this was my first interview, I learnt a lot from it.

In fact, me n my friends who were preparing for CAT were so very much into the prep tht our conversations were as follows…..

Pavan: hey today I had pizzas at pizza hut.

Me: okay tel me who owns tht grp and what else do they own? Also their competitors?

Pavan: Amma talli!!.... any normal human would have asked me what pizza I had or who did I go with….we ppl are all cracked up with our MBA prep!....we aren’t thinking normally n humanly[:D]….

Me: I know. The other day, I was watching tv which was playing a big bazaar commercial. I immediately started thinking abt future group and its various other ventures. A normal person would have switched to another channel or watched the ad peacefully…..

During a recent conversation with one other frend of mine who got thru IIM Indore.

Yashu: I also got thru Carnegie Mellon with aid for MS in Management information systems. I dunno which one to choose?....

Me: I rem he was a great business fella. Tell me, what was his business? Why did he start this school? When did he start it?

Yashu: I dunno!!![:P]

Me: ever since ur mba interviews are done with, u hardly read n since this is not in India n doesn’t have an interview, u became complacent[:P]….very bad[:P]….

Yashu: edisavu le[:P]….i stopped reading news paper the day my last interview was over!....i don’t even watch news channels anymore.

Me: Neither do we!!![:D]

Some how, I know I deviated from the main topic n ended up some where else. But who cares man!....Deviating is my birth right!![:P]

I shall blog about my other interviews shortly. Do keep reading and commenting.

Chick Chick Chickens-Part 2

The customer who came to take chicken from the old butcher is actually a CBI officer who is there to investigate the murder mystery of mangamma who was allegedly killed by her husband Mangayya for money that she saved since years to cook chicken for herself.....

CBI officer to himself:
This chikki story sounds much more interesting to deal with..... I will make sure i investigate this case side by side n earn some recognition at higher officials.....

Chikki's dad sends the customer away and asks her daughter how she understood the chicken language..... Chikki convinced her dad that she had some supernatural powers that made her understand the language..... Her dad was all pissed that his daughter wont let him do his business n sends her home.....Chikki starts thinking about her powers and how best she can help man kind with it.... then struck the IDEA(it can change her life for ever u know[;)]).....

She decided to open a chicken language teaching classes for kids and adults who are interested in learning it.... She confessed her idea to her mom who blatantly abandoned the idea.....but chikki was adamant....it was her idea n she was goin to execute it..... That is how the "CHIKKI and CHICKENS" language center started..... she teamed up with the boy next door who was a gem at spreading word around the streets..... they even designed a ad campaign and TV ad that goes like....

"There are voices in my head that tell me every time a chicken pass me by.....that I can comprehend the noise and we can stop chukungunya anywhere"..... and then the caption comes up as..... "Now anybody can learn HENNKO(official chicken laguage)(spelled as Hen n Co) "

Chikki ahd her next door frend Puchhu do lot of research and find out that chicken vendors staying near by are not interested since they believe it hampers their trading skills if they can understand what the chicken talk about.... Many school kids turn up for it just coz they have nothing else to do in the evenings.... Few house wives join up too after seeing the AD on TV.....Thus started chikki and her HENNKO classes which were a huge success since every day a class fellow bout a new chicken and they tried comprehending its language..... Puchhu suggested that they develop some hearing tools that can aid people to take classes from home n chikki implements it successfully.... Day by day, she starts making profits that noone cud ever dream of since many people start enrolling thru word of mouth advertising and also coz chikki is a great instructor.... She is a child prodigy in the making.....

One day chikki's mom was reluctantly counting the money made and was awestruck seeing the money that her daughter made thru teaching HENNKO..... She joined hands with her daughter who is 12 years old now and her CHIKKI and CHICKENS has been running successfully for over two years.... One day chikki was looking thru the news paper and saw that many people in Korea died of chukungunya..... Chikki went into deep thot as to how to help the people in other nations..... her motive wasnt money n profits anyday.... After a brief discussion with Puchhu, her company partner....they decided to outsource their HENNKO e-learning tool to korea and other countries who want to buy it.... They publish their product on Ad-Words and many countries and companies come forward to buy their product and to acquire its patent rights.... She sells off her product and the whole of HENNKO rights to "Boogle".... an emerging search engine which was entering into product marketing with HENNKO.....

Chikki became a millionaire in no time and even received an invite to record for Oprah Winfrey show as well..... this was a great moment in chikki's life..... she was 23....(yeah 11 years later it is man)..... the Oprah show went on well with many chikki admirers and students from all over the world attending the show n praising her.... the summary of the show....
Oprah:
Chikki....welcome to the show.... lets quickly get to the story....how did all this start....i mean how can a human understand wat chickens talk....

Chikki:
Well, it all started when i was in my home town(hyd in India) and working with my dada at his shop.... It was not instinctive....one of my recurring dream is that I went to charminar and bout rice bags from there....I know its wierd but this was a persistent dream when i was a child....

Oprah:
That is interesting chikki.....do u get that dream even now.... Is it so imp a dream to share with all of us.....

Chikki:
yes it is..... Even after so many years of struggle and success, there is soemthign missing....I find myself void n disturbed most of the times.... I think its because of this dream.....

Oprah:
well chikki, we have a surprise for you.... Please come with me....

Oprah leads chikki to a personalized aircraft of hers.... The crowd follows and cheer chikki as she waves to them before getting into the aircraft......chikki gets in reluctantly and then Oprah lets the camera man in and informs the cabin crew to take them to India and to Hyd and to Charminar..... Its one of the fastest planes u can ever imagine and they land in Hyd gachbowli helipad and leave in a Honda Civic to charminar.... They reach charminar in about 20mins using the express highway built from gachbowli that leads to masab tank.....

Chikki is totally speechless.....there she was....at the place of her dreams....she never thot she would visit this place with Oprah....They go and buy rice bags from a merchant and chikki bargains when it comes to paying since she doesn't want to exploit the hospitality of Oprah.... Chikki is beaming and floating in teh air....her wildest dreams have been fulfilled.... That is wat Oprah show is know for..... She thanks Oprah profusely and buys her a pair of Kudan embedded bangles set as token of gratitude....

(pssssttt!!....everyone here might think why chikki hasn't gone to charminar in her 23 years of stay at hyd.... Sometimes it happens yaa....I have been stayin in Hyd for the past 23 years but have never been to Ramoji Film City.... It can happen[:P])

Back in Studio.... Chikki once again thanks Oprah for what she did and concludes the show by revealing the launch of her new company named "Chikki's Chickens" which will operate from India but will have overseas branches in New York, Chicago and California..... The tag lines of the company are.... "Talk Eat and Save yourself".... "You never know when you might turn vegetarian....Play safe...Learn Hennko"...... A budding entrepreneur on her way I tell you.... Wish her good luck and for any other info related to her... You can contact me in person[:P]

Hmmmm finally one word before I leave n sign off for the day.....

Every story has a Happy Ending... if its not Happy....then its not the End"

Guys and their Desperation

Pre Post Script: Desperation is superlative of the word desperate[:P]

Motivation for this post:
I saw a post by mercurialmind titled "What not to do when you are desperate about having a girl friend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!". A perfect post which reminded me of my close friend "V" from school and his toota poota love stories(or desperate encounters rather).....which range from school to college to work place to trains and movie halls!

http://mercurial-mind.blogspot.com
/2007/11/what-not-to-do-when-you-are-desperate.html

Warning:
Content of this post may be manipulated and exaggerated to create curiosity and add masala to the post....how ever the story is a real one.....

"The Insane Encounters and Dirty Desperations"

My friend "V" suffers from inferiority complex that girls can never find him great!...Dunno exactly from which age it started.....

However time mite not permit to elaborate all his encounters but I shall put forth one of his most recent ones....

Train from Pune to Hyderabad:
"V" is all set to reach his home town n is desperately looking at the reservation chart to see if there is a girl on any berth near by..... Luck favors him most of the time but destiny ruins it for him[:D]

He sat down and a little while later, there was indeed a girl in front of his berth....excited....energized and optimistic my friend became....everybody around in the compartment were discussing some "current affairs" and my great friend also joins in a while.... the girl is seen handling all the men and their flirting very well and "V" is impressed with her....waaah kya reason hai[:P]....

Now....everybody else is asleep and this idiot puts all the effort to get the top berth to be adjacent to her berth!....everybody is asleep is what he thot so...the girl started taking...what do u do and where do stay n other very imp questions[;)].... No its not "are u on orkut" "give me ur mail id"..... The girl(oh yes the girl it is) asked him for his mobile number....c'mon all u guys reading this post....the first things u shall say is....c'mon he is bluffing or ur lying.....don't be jealous.... be calm n accept reality[:P].....Numbers exchanged and talks continued...for something abt 5 hours.....

My friend "V" is here to prep for CAT for the last two weeks since he is unable to get the flow n concentration in pune.....so he is all worried(or rather cursing his luck) that this girl happened at the wrong moment.... she called n he spoke for an hour or so....she met him and they planned movie....it flopped since her close friend got stuck with some problem n she had to leave....yes, they met again n again....nothing much happened.... After few days "V" stopped taking her calls....cut her calls or phone on silent....and final stage 'switched off' too!!....."she is a psycho" "she expects me to talk for hours like I have no other work" "She is mad woman n expects me to meet her everyday!"

One fine day,then went to some unusual place to eat and "V" hated her attitude and her extra flirting(as he calls it).... but she was good company for she blabbered for hours together....neither of them said anything...CAT was coming closer...just a week left and "V" completely avoided her calls talks and everything to concentrate on his exam better....one things that "V" could not digest is the fact that the girl did not know what CAT and IIMs are!!.....Exam went fine and girl went out of his mind.... IIM cut offs cleared and girl completely cut out from his life!!....

Now now, how many of you thought this is a very unfair story or sad ending.... I assure you that this friend of mine is desperate about girls beyond bounds and it just not possible that he let goes any girl that comes his way....he terms his poor handling to being a looser and not able to make most out of his luck....

Well I beg to differ toh...Having know him for years and still not able to comprehend him completely....he is anything but looser and lucky[;D]....For him, a girl who he can easily get to is a strict no-no....he always let go girls who easily gave in for him!!.... He tries hard to get to know all the beautiful pune girls and even gets close to most of them...but never moves an inch beyond that despoism(another synonym for strong desperateness)..... Something is terribly right about him sometimes for he lets go all of them without second thoughts!....

Point is most of the guys(most of them I tell you)(Most of them here implies most of the men I know of and not generalized stmnt[;)])........ get desperate and even try hard to get closer at diff levels with girls.....from common frend to frend to close frend to best frend to bf to husband.....but their ego rules..... their principles matter....they have some ethics and morals at some level of their despoism....and that drive sense into them at some point when they are not blind anymore!!

I will edit this post once again....some urgent work...posting it for basic comments n reviews!!....

Chick Chick Chickens!

This is the story of a chicken called chikki who is in a cage at the chicken shop near my house...
(The word chicken has been deliberately used in place of hen all thru the post for my own satisfaction)

Motivation for the musings:
Every day I walk past the butcher's shop near the bus stop at ramnagar. I see the chickens making hell lot of noise when the butcher is trying to get hold of them....other wise they are calm n serene....like the ocean which has so many violent things going on inside.... my attempt is to explore the chicken's side of story.....

story:
Chikki as a baby:
Mommy why is tht we are being fed good food but restricted to cages?....why is it tht i cant be independent like the other hens and eat food available on roads n farms....

Chikki's Mom: no my dear daughter....we are born with a purpose....to serve man kind with chicken delicacies and eggs for the omelette which helps all the bachelor boys n girls to have a proper meal.... we arent like any other chicken....we are the army chicken....we lay our lives in front of the humans when times comes to sacrifice our lives.... we serve the purpose of biological cycle and we should respect it....

Chikki: But mommy....didn't daddy loose his life like this...didnt tht old bald head man kill him in front of us....do we have to see our family die!!....how fair is it for god?.... I dont want to be in the cage...i want a free life n roam around the city...I wanna see charminar and eat grains on the road....Its my life time wish.... I will do it mommy.,..I will do it!

Chikki Mom:(wiping a tear from her eye).... Tu bilkul apne baap pe gaya hai!.... feel happy tht we are born for a purpose and we are serving it....Many humans out there still dunno their purpose of life n keep reading books on philosophy to know their purpose.... our lives are much simpler beta.....

Chikki: To hell with mommy and her old ways of thinking....this old baldy will have a hell of time killing me....I should not be any other chicken in his shop....I am special.... and I will prove it....

One day later:

The butcher gets a big deal for a birthday party and plans to kill around 10 chicken for it.... fortunate or unfortunate....chikki(tho young) is chosen along with her mom and few of her family members....they are all shifted to a new cage n dumped into a truck.....Chikki is all excited with this change in her routine n boring life....but chikki's mom starts praying and chants some vedic mantras....

Chikki: Mom what are u recanting?

Chikki's Mom: Beta, I am doin some meditation and yoga to ease me of pain and suffering when I die.... U shud also do it....our end is near....we will all die in a while....(wipes a tear from her eye)

The butcher comes to the birthday bash and his brother-in-law who runs a catering service is seen there.... he hands over the chickens to the caterer and runs along on his way since his beautiful wife is pregnant with a baby girl[oh are u already getting to where I am getting]....(btw scanning in illegal in India so it cannot be said tht its a baby girl before she is born.... but the family wanted a girl...yes yes they are revolutionary parents who want girl instead of boy[:D])

The chicken are taken form the cage and killed one by one....since chikki is the smallest of all...the caterer kills all the other chicken and finally ends up with chikki....chikki starts fuming up with rage seeing her mother die and shouts on top of his voice...makes weird noises and flaps its little wings as hard as it can.... it tries to free itself from the caterer's hand but fails miserably at it.... The caterer sighs and wipes his sweat from the brow as he kills chikki....

In Gandhi Govt Hospital:

The butcher's wife is all sweating and finally lets out one big sigh and drops unconscious....a little while later.... the doctor is cleaning blood off a baby girl...the butcher runs in and is all happy....they look at her sharp nose like tht of a chicken and decide to name her chikki[;)].....

Now chikki grows up to be a girl with all good manners and proper education.... but she is no ordinary child....he has visions....visions tht she went to charminar and buying grains from the road side vendor!.... her parents rub it off as child fantasies but chikki knows tht its not just a dream....

As chikki grows up and becomes a 10 year old child....her dad takes her to his shop and begins on his work...the moment chikki saw the chicken struggle and whine in pain...something happens!!....she instinctively jumps with happiness and asks her dad to keep teh chickens whining for some more time....the butcher is puzzled but doesn't want to disappoint his daughter n keep playing with the chicken to make then shout n whine in pain n agony....

He then kills the chicken and starts to parcel it for a customer.... chikki stops her dad....why!!

Chikki: Dad!...this chicken had chikungunya....dont give it to customers.....
Dad: how do you know it beti?....
Chikki: I heard it talk to the other chicken....believe me daddy....lets not sell this chicken to anyone....
Customer: what is this bhayya!!....I am not taking any of this chicken with me now....ur own daughter says some shit that this chicken is not good...what kind of business do you run!!....

......(To be continued)

IT and Dowry- Are they Anti?

I know i came up wit a crap title looking for praaasa[:D]....

This post is about an article in Hindu by Chandra Kommera which was titled "IT revolution and declining dowry practice".(28 th October, Hyd edition, page 14)....Its an open page where people can write in and it gets published.
Major contents of article are as follow....

1. Men getting high end job....much of salary goin into savings, making them rupee millionaires in short time(how short is it anyway!....dont talk abt dollar earning junta...India ke junta ke baare mein bhi socho na!)......they are reluctant to ask/accept dowry as they do not need to care for money!!(Oh ppl who earn enuf dont worry abt money anymore!!....wat a conclusion!)....Even when parents are insisting....the youth are refusing(Not always....in 90% of cases....its the parents who ask since the guys themselves dont want it but cant "disappoint" his parents....ahaa!!....if men are strong enuf...they shud be able to convince their parents....else its the same thing....the men are asking for dowry anthey!)

2. On par with men, women are also getting highly paid jobs. This making them assert themselves are reject any marriage proposals from men who ask for dowry(Oh c'mon now....there mite be women like this but they wud actually not fit into the arranged marriage scenario....also its the women who expect money from their parents as well....in the form of property...gold and what not!!..... There are few who dont expect but most of the women do expect money from parents for their future families!)

3. Inter caste marriages....with teh advent of IT jobs...a new social class emerged who way of life is homogeneous across castes(mmmm....yeah agree to some extent....but even now caste rules the basis for many and it rings a bell for almost many pairs..... wat the author is discussing is restricted to about 5% of marriages many be).....This gave an opportunity for the youth to look beyond their caste resulting in more choices(Oh man!! I strongly believe that in arranged marriages....caste is still the major and top most criterion for selecting partners....look beyond is only for some people who fall in love or are quite liberal in their views and were able to convince their parents as well).

4. Increasing financial independence at a young age is prompting the youth to opt for love marriages rather than arranged marriages which lead to non dowry marriages (vammo!!....devudaaa!!.... this is one of the most erroneous statement in the whole article....financial independence is okay....the word "prompting" is an impromptu.....people aren't prompted to opt for love coz of financial independence....love was thr since ages....just tht they get to marry their chosen one now much easily than before due to this independence...but this is not the reason to opt for love!!..... and who said tht all love marriages are non dowry ones!!....parents still give their kids what they planned to and it cannot be called dowry since the groom or even the bride isint demanding it.....its just the parents love that is making them give wat they wanted to.....this is just one side of the coin....but true most of the times.....)

5.The girls parents are preferring a less dowry/non dowry/software engineer to IAS/IPS grooms.(now now this mite be true for various reasons....they prefer less dowry non dowry and software engineer only when the guy is settled....well to do family and all...else u look back...there are so many marriages which still have dowry going on in the background....Its a matter of pride and prestige(cooker :P)....even for the guy to flaunt how much their wives get from home..... and I agree many families are taking it the other way round...but majority still runs on this and there is no denial of it).

Over all..... I would seriously condemn the act of dowry.....but the article's conclusions are all based on the wrong reasons and I don't support it. I was surprised that a news paper like Hindu published this article without much data and facts to prove the statements that he made......Either way....gave me a chance to discuss how dowry is handled and dealt with.... I am talking from a telugu household perspective since I am form one.....If this blog content has hurt someone's sentiments or ego or morale..... Go hide in a cave[:P]..... This is my blog and i rule over here......

School Days.....Those Silly Times

It was sunday morning and me and my school frend somnath were sitting at nrupatunga degree college to write our mock cat exam and we had some more time to go....we were discussing abt sentiments during exams and that is the reason why we stuck to the same stationary we used when we got lucky in our exams..... then we went back to school days and som was asking me if i remembered how he n vamsi use to sharpen the already speck like pencils and use them....he he i rem it all too.....they even used to put pen caps onto it to gain support for their miniature art pencil pieces and write up with it....the talk ended n exam started..../yes night i was thinking about school days and then i went into splits of laughter for i cud remember so many crazy things we did in school!!....

1. I remember some pencil sharpening competition of sort that happened and ppl shapened their pencils as much as they cud n made them teh smallest ones on this earth and laid them besides each other above the green board in the classroom.....

2. I remember pavani kicking me hard on my butt for various number of times when i came to school and was placing my basket in the shelf....and one fine day, she gave that kick of hers to my innocent sis who accidentally looked like me from behind....he he

3. I remember the 9th class days when me anirudh n sandeep sat in one bench and sandeep use to fart so much that me n ani used to scold him directly for doin it since teh smell was unbearable....

4. I remember sitting besides sridhar and raghu in 9th class and used to tease sridhar for every second word that he used to say.....

5. I remember sitting in front of neeharika vamsi and pratyusha and vamsi always cracking insane out of the mind jokes on pratyusha..... whenever she used to kick him and feel that she has given him a hard kick...he used to coolly turn arnd and say" did you call me...looked like u patted on my shoulder!!"

6. I remember how we used to tease social sir in 9th class when everybody tried poking him with their dividers and that sir so engrossed in his teaching missed it all.....

7. I remember how boys used to wait for ramanamma didi's class in 10th....she was my fav teacher in school but the guys loved it for all the wrong reasons!!

8. I remember how shobha didi, our English teacher dozed off while correcting my notes in 9th class and i dared to pick up two fighting lice from her hair since i cudnt resist myself from picking them up.....

9. I remember how i used to fight with phani who used to sit in front of me in 10th for he never allowed to park my feet under his sitting bench!!.... I actually hated him le....

10. I remember how vamsi used to enlighten shivaramakrishna in 10th class, sitting in teh first bench and how they used to bend down unable to control the laughter from their own silly jokes....

11. I remember how sravanthi used to laugh away at the silliest of vamsi's jokes and gasped out of excessive laughter...she is still like tht and does it even now le[:D]....

12. I remember that silly jayashree didi making me sit with chandrika and harmeet since she dint want me and sravanthi to sit together!!.... It was still fun coz chanakya and vamsi craked the most sick jokes on naveen and me harmeet and chandrika always had our ears glued to what they were saying(even in classes).... its different that vamsi was trying to impress chandrika in the process and must say he did a gud job[:P]....

13. I remember how pavani teh great, anirudh and raju used to tease me with that silly first bencher....forgot his name..... tht bakka boy who used to irritate me...someone help me with it.....

14. We remember how we teased vamsi with shilpa all thru and how shamelessly we used to call her when we were with him and tease them in front of each other and how she used to try to hush us but pavani shall never stop[:D]

15. I remember how I.Archana once told pavani that she liked anirudh a lot coz he respects girls when they both were prefects in 10th...and yet very happily chat away with vamsi and its different that vamsi liked it[:)]....

16. I remember those exams where me n sravanthi copied papers together, specially the maths ppr where i used to pass additionals together....but it returns back to me by the end of the exam le[:D].... I always copied social pprs and map pointings which i hated to do....

17. I remember this vauge incident when sravanthi fout with sudha did coz she gave 5/5 to vamsi for map pointing for the really crap work of his with just a pencil while sravanthi managed a gud job with her color pencils and her work waa correct too...since i was just standing along with her when she was asking...i got a half mark too!!...tht made it 4.5 marks le....he he

18. I remember me n suddi walking down teh road every evening to mothers junior college for our tuition classes and looking at our beloved guys playing volley ball or throw ball in school grounds which was visible from that building of ours and we used to try guessing names of the people who were playing[:D]

19. I remember those serious power harmony battles that were waged against each other when it was time for group wise matches or display boards or cultural activities...it was different that we won the shield that year even with our captain somnath not working[:P]....

20. I remember teh power wisdom finals for throw ball that was won by wisdom due to partiality of our games teacher to wisdom group coz her son was in that....atleast this was what was thot so among teh power grp guys and they all sat on teh steps and cried for long..... i think pavani n suddi also went for consoling them...

21. I remember how we hated jayashree didi and her partiality towards her A section ppl and never bother to do her home work or listen to classes of hers...we used to get bored of her physics class sometimes and used to bug anirudh to ask one of his iit physics questions so that she will be involved in that and leave the teaching for a while[:D]

22. I remember the biology classes of sita didi where i answered all of her questions in one of her lessons....he he i think she was impressed with me that day....

23. I remember that half yearly exams in 9th when we used to pray for games sir as invigilator and we were the only lucky room who had him for 3 exams out of 6...he he...how he used to encourage us to copy and exchange pprs...sravanthi n me in teh last two benches and anirudh across....pavani paapam pichhi munda...first bench nunchi arichesi maree answers sampadinchedi...inka rubber meeda answers for objective raseesi pass chesukovatam....it was wonderful.... we used to laugh shout demand answered sheets from others..he he...i rem askign anirudh for the objective answers n cross verifying with someone else if he marked a diff answer for teh same question.....

24. I remember how we used to disturb vihar and involve him in unnecessary argument so as to irritate sowbhagya didi in class so that she gets into that argument and not teach for a while.....he he...

25. I remember all the teachers who taught us well enuf....nalini didi for anything n everything....prafulla didi for english and physics....soubhagya didi for english.... lakshmi didi for maths.... ramanamma didi for telugu... sudha didi for social i hated the subject toh...she taught us history and civics...sita did for biology...she was the best.....unfortunately we never had a gud teacher for hindi anyday....meena didi did a decent job toh....

26. lakshmi did used to teach us maths in class and tanaki ae sound ochhina kooda duster meedaki visiresedi[:D]....he he...

27. I remember how anirudh used to walk out of maths unit test after ten mins of the exam saying he is done with it!!....we wud still be starting to solve when he is already done...huh[:D]

28. I remember how we ten people got close together in tenth when we were seperated from teh rest of the class...they were wonderful times.... malla alanti roojule raavu.....

29. I remember how we used to play thumbs in class after every class and how we were foolish enuf to play thumbs and statue together....mundu statue cheppi veera baadudu bade vallu vamsi n anirudh atleast...rei i still dont forgive u guys for it[huh]...enta gattiga kottesevaru...oka saari pavani edchesindi kooda...nenu peddaga react ayye danni kadu le...he he.... inka jolly game kooda...tega neelige vallam...if im not wrong..sravanthi never lost to anybody...rooju jolly pettukune ochhesedi[:D]

30. I remember the running race between me an sravanthi where we never fought to be first but always wanted both of us to be in the top two[:D]

Inka chala unnayi...cant rem any ryt now.....gurthosthey naku cheppandi add chesesta[:D]

Anirudh adds these

31.dude.......wait a minute.....
I.Archana actually liked me? Some girl actually liked me in school? Whoa.....NICE!!!!

32. I remember how one day pavani pulled held my collar and pulled it because I had written her name on the board (prefect business man). The shirt ripped and I was pained by every didi the rest of the day.....I even remember the incident when she threw my pencil box out in to the corridor which landed right in front of srivalli didi. I was given a nice bashing in the staff room.

33. I remember how forehead stood for a, eyes for b, nose of c and the chin for d in the objective papers......I loved them man.....girls from all directions were looking at me for pointers.....he he......I remember how I, vamsi, somnath used to make fun of sandeep with all those insane jokes...

34. I remember how I and ramesh used to conduct our own parallel biology classes in the back benches.....thats when they decided....aaah theres no solution to this problem than to separate us.....then I entered the third bench behind pavani......

35. I remember how forehead stood for a, eyes for b, nose of c and the chin for d in the objective papers......I loved them man.....girls from all directions were looking at me for pointers.....he he......

36. Yeah now I remember there was one more girl who liked me......you remember that girl....who was like really really crazy about me....I forgot her name.....
she finally tied a rakhi and everybody said it was my independence day.....
I handled the situation really bad man....I hurt her soooooooo much.....I cant imagine how rude I was to her in those days.......but hey....I did pay back later on in life....dint I? ;)....(rei btw tht girl's name is keerthi gayathri and she fell in love later on with someone else and is fine now[:D]....)

37. I remember how you sravvi and vamsi used to crack jokes about everyone else in the universe.....we knew it....everybody knew it.....that you people were sinfully judgemental about everything......huh(rei ani tht was so true telsa...we used to comment on all u ppl too!!...cant believe u ppl still dint forget tht[:D])

38. I remember that guy whom we teased you with......but I just cant get his name man.....aaah.....

40. I remember sandeep giving a five star to pavani (he really really liked her)....man believe me.....he used to tell me senti things about pavani......OMG.....
pavani dint take it though....
and yeah sandeep used to sing the song....chaand chupa baadal mein....for her all the time......dude....seriously....not making it up.......

41. I remember how raju used to crack total hifi jokes....first bench and he used to give me a lot of trouble when I was the prefect.......man.....I love those days.....

more to come up form my side soon...im collecting them all!!

42. Vamsi always said the wrong words and bad words to his beloved hindi teacher shobha didi thinking that she doesnt understand telugu bad words and one fine day pushapa did said" vamsi i know how great ur vocab is and shobha didi already told me what all u say in class!!"....wat a shock it was for him...he he

43. Raju gadu naku chala sieltn ane gurthu 10th lo...but i rem he used to tease tht fellow in first bench a lot....he he he

Om Shanti Om song- Main Agar Kahoon!!

No oen can just listen once...heard it for teh first time on zee sa re ga ma pa from Aneek......one of the best songs i have heard in the recent times....u feel like listening to it forever!!..... Cudnt resist posting the lyrics for the very song...... im sure u can get the songs on any download website.... even dard-e-disco is equally gud.... soemhow vishal n shekar rocked more than any other time....i love them....great work guys...keep it coming[:D]


Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon
Kehna Chahoon Bhi To Tumse Kya Kahon
Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon
Kehna Chahoon Bhi To Tumse Kya Kahon

Kisi Zabaon Bhi Woh Labaz Hi Nahi
Ki Jeene Tum Ho Kya Tumhein Bata Sakun

Main Aagar Kahoon Tumsa Haseen
Kaynaat Mein Nai Hai Kahin
Tareef Yeh Bhi To Sach Hai Kuch Bhi Nahi
Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon..

Shokhiyon Mein Dooobi Yeh Aadayein
Chehre Se Jhalki Hui Hain
Zulf Ki Ghani Ghani Ghatayein
Shaan Se Dhalki Hui Hain
Lehrata Aachal Hai Jaise Badal
Bhaahon Mein Bhari Hai Jaise Chandani
Roop Ki Chandani

Main Agar Kahoon Yeh Dilkashi
Hai Nahi Kahin Na Hogi Kabhi
Tareef Yeh Bhi To Sach Hai Kuch Bhi Nahi
Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon..

Tum Hue Meherbaan
To Hai Yeh Dastan
Hoo Tum Hue Meherbaan
To Hai Yeh Dastan
Abb Tumhara Mera Ek Hai Karwaan
Tum Jahan Mein Wahan

Main Agar Kahoon
Humsafar Meri
Apsara Ho Tum Ya Koi Pari

Tareef Yeh Bhi To Sach Hai Kuch Bhi Nahi
Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon..
Kehna Chahoon Bhi To Tumse Kya Kahon

Kisi Zabaon Mein Bhi Woh Labaz Hi Nahi
Ki Jeene Mein Tum Ho Kya Tumhein Mein Bata Sakun

Main Aagar Kahoon Tumsa Haseen
Kaynaat Mein Nai Hai Kahin
Tareef Yeh Bhi To Sach Hai Kuch Bhi Nahi
Tumko Paya Hai To Jaise Khoya Hoon..

I Me Myself

What does it take to be a perfect human!!...I mean a perfectly acceptable human[:P]..... I am tired sometimes of all teh stress stain pain n of course teh gain i go thru[:D].... its teh same old boring life...nothing exciting...like the mountain dew ad tht says " Jhoot bolthey hai woh log jo kehte hai ki unhe darr nahi lagta... darr sabhi ko lagta hai aur gala sabhi ka sukhta hai"...... similarly only liars say tht their life is ever interesting n fun types.... It gets boring at one stage n you yearn to come out of it at any cost!!.... I sometimes get weirdest of thoughts.... i am penning down few of them that i could recollect now.... It can make ur life exciting...i must say!!

1. I will set up a school or institute for people who want to learn backward handwriting or mirror handwriting and teach them fast n efficient way of writing the same.....all teh alphabets n letters are reversed in this handwriting...i learnt it from my brother who writes it amazingly well... i put up a decently fast job in it....

2. I will go and anchor the Aditya TV programs for I believe i can do a better job than them at any cost!!.... I always wanted to become an RJ, be it part time or full time... any radio station i wouldn't mind.... i know now all my friends who will read this blog shall scream in unison" its not u who doesn't mind it...its them...teh radio fellas who will kill themselves for hiring you[:P]"

3. I always wanted to taste the dishes that they show on TV...they make them so well and they look so delicious...mind u teh word is "look".... and then give out my opinion unlike teh anchors of TV who gulp down the first spoon with much difficulty and take some time to come out of teh disaster and say" chalaa bagundandi....mana viewers kooda try cheyyali tappakunda"...oh yeah u think we are dumbos.... after tht very enigmatic performance of teh anchor which can win an oscar.... i shall not dare to make tht dish!!....

4. Try testing your patience...tune into any of teh soap operas and leave the remote untouched...teh max time u can stay with teh remote untouched....divided by your height and weight give your patience index.... ante generally inta height and weight ki inta koopam or impatience avasarama antunatru kada[:P]...anduke divide it off with ur height n weight ya....

5. try holding out your hand at the rtc bus drivers in hyd and ask them to stop...if he stops... he is no less than god...if he doesn't...he is no less than a cockroach....huh....

6. I hate teh auto fellows in hyd so much tht i stopped goin in the autos...its not tht i like the bus drivers...they have such an arrogance in their manner.... I rem one driver screaming on some two wheeler driver that he will let the bus go on their vehicle n he shall be safe for the union will support him....its just absurd!!... and they just don care...there are good drivers too(only the ones who stop the bus when i show my hand[:D]).... but most of them use foul language on teh passengers....like we are goin to have an uninvited lunch at their place!!....haaah....

Cant think of many right now.... but life was amazing in engg...those were the best days of my life.... if given a chance...even bill gates wants to just sit n lazily scratch his head and drink tea!!....

Lyrics can rock too!!

Sometimes lyrics play such an important role in giving life to teh song....happy days song lyrics ae one such thing i cam across.... have heard from few of my friends....their fav lines in songs...here are mine for my satisfaction.....

meeru meeru nunchi mana sneha geetham
era eralloki maare....

ontaraina...ootamaina...
venta nadichee needa naina.....ooo my fnd...
tadi kannulane tuduichina nesthamaaa….ooo my fnd...
Odidudukulalo nilichina snehama

vaana vasthee kaagithaalee...
padavalayye gnapakaale...(ron's fav too)

arey rey arey rey manase jaare...
arey rey arey rey varase maare..

last bench seatingu...
magazinesu readingu...interval kai waitingu

Yeah yeah yeah!!..... these are few lines tht i love listening to.....

AD World- My Biggest Fascination

Ads...be it on tv...on radio or hoardings.... posters...ads in any form have attracted my attention for more than 5 years...ever since i was out of hostel in inter n took up engg in hyd....i have been glued up to tv...not for serials....but for the ads that pop up in between...there has been a shift of ads from information oriented to touching our emotional conscience....few of my fav ads which i can never forget over years....
1. The Surf Excel "Daag Achha Hai" ads.... the most amazing of ideas one can ever imagine.... stained clothes are a mess and advertising a product for the same is much of a pain in the @#$.... I have grown up seeing washing powder Nirma all my life...never expected ad world to take such exciting and innovative ways of launching n promoting products..... A stain is a pain and the whole idea of stains is a negative aspect....and then suddenly there comes a product.... shows tht stains are gud!!.... the negative aspect of stains is all lost now...its a whole new positive perspective for the viewers!!.... "Agar Daag se kuch Achha hota hai toh Daag Achha Hai!!"..... woah!!... one of teh smartest ad of all times....when u cud drive the sense that staining ur clothes isint so bad after all with so much gud happening with it and we anyway have our product to wash it....why fear!!.... We have been using surf excel anyway at home...but even otherwise I would have ensured we bout surf excel from then on :D.... I hope to meet teh maker of that ad some day.....

the two ads with kids around drive teh point strongly coz kids spread a charm n innocence in whatever they do... the sorry cheptunnadu ad or the fight between two kids...both are equally gud....teh catching the wool for grandma is lil dull ad toh...compared with the other two....

2. Nescafe ad with extraordinary visual backdrops and a wonderful humming tune with gud lyrics....
"Open your eyes and open your mind....
open your heart dont stay behind.... Nescafe"

3. The johnson and johnson ad with a mother feeling her child's hand and worrying about teh child.... I love the song too much toh....
"Entoh sunnitam neevu...emanalika neetoh....
Ghabaraga undi manassu... porabatemaina aiethey"

4. The recent Pepsi ad featuring sharuk n john.... teh concept is just cool but the effect of two stars drives across teh point much more strongly....

5. And like teh himesh reshmiyya effect.... teh effect means u can hate and detest it...but u cant hide from it!!.... the Nirma ad which has trasormed itself over years.... i rem both the songs...penning it down....
Old:
Washing powder nirma.... deeni nuraga chesenu maya jalam... cant rem teh lyrics tht follow...
Latest:
Rekha Seema jaya aur Sushma sab ki pasand naya nirma.... washing powder nirma.....

6. The HCL ad where the car owner is made a fool reminds me of so many ppl who are exactly like him :D.... It s a gud ad according to me for it blends humour with some good facts about teh company....point driven across since ppl love humour in ads!!....

7. the master card with a son taking his parents around the city..... watching ur parents become children again...priceless.... for everything else there is master card :D....

8. The naukri.com ads...the Hari Sadu ad and the washroom ad...both are cool and u just smile when u see them.....

I am sure i missed many ads that i actually smiled n enjoyed all thru when i saw them...will keep updating when n while i see them....
I am one person at home who waits for ads all teh time..while my family gets pissed when ads turn up too frequently...im the one enjoys every bit of teh ads and classify them as gud better best... cud have been better.... worst...why did they make this ad....he he he... keep watching i have much more to tell abt ads for its my big time interest and i love teh way ppl drive home their points in the most innovative n sometimes in teh most cliched way....

"Its Raining Ads.... Alleluyaa Its Raining Ads"

My Musings on Lizards and syemya pulav

I was watching tv one day sitting on the sofa and engrossed in the show..... some show called "ma inti vanta" on some local telugu channel..... bambino syemya toh pulav anta.... nenu kooda cheyyagalanu ilanti chetta vanta aiethey ani choosestunna....

The lizard on teh wall was probably watching it too for it was so engrossed in it that it fell from teh wall.... atleast this was my first thot on it..... then i saw it slowly advancing towards the tv stand..... shit enti ippudu atu elli em peekutundi anukunna....ah!!...there was a mosquito thr.... teh mosquito that i have killed just a while ago with my own hands..... I guess its atma is already gone with the wind and taken a re birth as human for it died in my hands.....he he he... its on u to take it as a privilege to be born as a human or as a sin...... this lizard went slowly thinking tht its a live mosquito but realizing tht its dead... just went cooly and zapped it with its tongue and climbed teh wall behind teh tv...... Mission accomplished anukuna aa balli ki.... now now i have a doubt...very rarely do u see lizards on teh floor trying to catch a mosquito...they never dare to come down kada...at least not in teh broad tube lite[:P]...... enduku ochhindi.... reasons that i cud think of......

1. i was wondering if its an episode of who dares win for teh lizards being conducted in the kitchen wall where some 4 or 5 lizards are always present grouped together discussing something big.....at least they look so engrossed that u tend to think so......

2. May be its a male lizard trying to impress the lady lizard that was on the wall besides the tv....

3. may be the lizard on teh side wall was a core competitor for my lizard and it was a do or die situation for my lizard....

4. last but not teh least...may be it was just too hungry that it came down all teh way for the mosquito.....

The Lizard View:

Abba.... malla tokkalo ma inti vanta program.... how tired im eating this silly insects all teh time...i wish i was outdoors...at least i get to try new varieties...these humans also na... they show me all new n diff things..... i rem my mom now...she taught me to try hard n achieve what i want.... and that box over there is showing something gud to look at...lemme give it a try.... i know conventional lizards aren't supposed to come down onto floors when ppl are arnd.... but i have seen rang de in teh very same box and i realized that i am a born rebel!!..... here i come u box.... i need that thing which looks like many rat tails grouped together.....

Oh my gawd!!...whats this... a mosquito.... i need to think fast.... have to use my mba taught decision making skills ryt now.... do i go ahead for tht dish in teh box being shown or grab what god has granted.... a bird in ahnd worth two in bush or it is the two birds tht matter to me now....quick!!... decision making skills...i topped it too!!.... okay let me just do inky pinky ponky..... (after a struggling session of inky pinky ponky teh lizard goes for the mosquito).... hey god!!...ur amazing.... u made me take teh ryt decision...this mosquito is dead..... its not moving at all.... this is my chance of a meal for today....here i come.....

The Mosquito View:

La la laaa la la laaa la la la laaa laaa..... how well i pretended to die in teh hands of tht stupid girl who thot tht she killed me for i lied flat when she hit me.... she dropped me dead but little does she knw tht im still alive..... im in trance now..... eyes closed.... life smooth.... vibrating noise from teh electronic thing called tv..... no wonder i did a gud thing by doin ece engg..... i know the human appliances and their working..... la la laaa la la laa laaa la laaaa..... im smart and intelligent.... i can beat humans....

The lizard comes and sees that the mosquito is still alive...yet lizard tendency valla it zaps and takes in the mosquito.....
(imp lesson here....always do a PG after UG for it helps in strategic decision making :P)
(imp lesson two: never feel happy abt out smarting teh unnecessary..... look out for imemdiate enemies than far fetched ones :P)

The Other Lizard on the side wall:

Hmm.... its my day!!... i just shot a lizard violating the law and coming onto teh floor to eat a mosquito...wait till i submit this in teh court........ gud tht i captured teh whole thing in my cam now...movie contest ki na entry kinda ee short film pamputha.... this is my day i must say...thank god i dint go for tht mosquito for i wud have missed a great film to shoot and got stuck with teh other lizard violating the laws!!..... wait till i tel it to the other lizard and demand money to keep it hidden from law.....after all i did a degree in film making and law for money.... its my life...its money or nothing... im gonna shoot forever.......

Me again:
ento ee balli mohalu ila illantha tirugutunte kastham ga undi...bhayam vestundi.... anavasaram ga ee mosquito ni champa..... elli syemya pulav cheskunta inka..... im hungry.....

God:
Yehe tokkalodi ee prapancham lo okkalu silent n simple ga aloochincharu kabolu...everybody wants to make money and violate teh laws rules and regulations.... its tough to handle such living things.... i wish i was transferred to teh non living management dept.... its much easier...so wat if teh increments are much lower there.....at least i dont have to handle dynamic analysis and conclusions!!..... Have to put up a strong fite to escape these boring circular analysis case studies from Milky Way!!! :D

Happy Days!!!! :D

After a long long time, i am finally blogging over a simple thing as waiting for an upcoming movie called happy days..... I have been waiting crazily over the past few weeks for the audio release and it finally happened. The songs are really cool and Mickey has put up a gud work... I would encourage ppl into buying the audio than downloading it..... The trailer on tv is driving everyone crazy!!

I think the freshness in teh movie comes across much more strongly since the cast is all new n bubbly.... tamanna stands out abv the rest toh.... Its all about loving your College Life would be my tag line for this movie.... I found out from few of my frends that this desparation is not restricted to me alone but to them as well...... 21st is too far a date to approach so fast.... but its gonna be worth it.... heard tht the overseas thing is doin well.... and sekhar as made a smart move in producing it himself along with his brother..... I am a great fan of shekar kammula and have seen both his movie atleast some 5 to 6 times till now..... Well the trailer makes me nostalgic and drives me to watch it as soon as possible...the ideal trait of a trailer has been fulfilled by the editing team!!.... The songs are too gud but my fav remains on jil jil jigar and are rey.... naresh has done an excellent job in are rey..... its never weighing each of them against one another.... they are all gud in their own way.... have been following up every bit of the movie since its audio release..... My desktop background is teh happy days wallpaper at the beach.... the guys n girls standing along the boat and in their won worlds.... he he... teh guys hands are all tanned toh :D.... the only clever guy is teh guy who has worn a full hands t shirts and hence remains safe..... he he...have seen teh posters and there is some spark in each of them...guess its the liveliness and the frame that made it so very diff.... I liked the boy cut girl and her pair very much...somehow the lead pair is anyway gud to look at... but this pair looks spl to me..... The curly hair girls looks sweet in certain snaps.... her guy looks very tall and handsome.... the last pair is teh studious pair according to me... he he.... Looks like i can submit a thesis on this movie very soon....The audio has been a huge hit and here are teh singers and writers for those songs.... lifted from idle brain toh....

1. Arey Re Arey Re
This instantly likeable melody about the guy realizing that he is in love is not only worded nicely by Vanamali but is also sung wonderfully by Karthik.

2. Jil Jil Jinga
This animated number about the day to day life of a student could become an anthem among the youth thanks to new lyricist Venkatesh Patwari’s catchy lyrics that comprise of all quintessential keywords that the youth understand and relate to. Though it has a faint semblance to We will, we will, rock you, this one is impressive. Four local (Hyderabad based) singers – Krishna Chaitanya, Kranthi, Aditya Siddarth, Shashi Kiran – sing this one appreciably bringing out the joie de vivre of youth quite well. Mickey adds a slight rock flavor to this song.

3. Happy Days – Rock Version/Theme song
National Award winner Naresh Iyer (for Rubaroo in Rang De Basanthi) and Mickey J Meyer come together again (after a soulful O Chilakamma in Notebook) to give us a gem of a title song. This is a new sound to a Telugu Cinema song and it rocks. Well, it has a nice rock feel to it too. While Naresh is asked to sing the main lines, Mickey does all the humming and croons the words happy days.

If the above is the rock version, there’s a soft, melodious version of the title song named ‘Theme song’ sung by Harshika, Mickey and chorus. This makes for a very pleasant listening and is equally good as its rock counterpart.

4. Oh My Friend

An excellent number extolling the importance of a friend and friendship. Vanamali’s lyrics shine brighter than a star and Karthik, with his enthralling vocals, bowls you over proving that he has evolved into a seasoned artiste in a very short time. Mickey maintains a nice tempo throughout the song adding a slight upbeat orchestration in the second interlude. Overall, what a song! If slow songs are your cup of tea (or should I say coffee keeping in mind the caption of Shekar Kammula’s Anand?), then you just can’t afford to miss this one.

5. Ye Cheekati
This is the only ‘heard before’ kinda song in this album and that’s mainly due to the use of a common music loop that runs in the background. Though fast paced with nice beats thrown in, it doesn’t match up to the standards of other songs in this album. Vanamali’s lyrics are praiseworthy though. Ranjith and Sunitha Sarathy sing this one.

6. Yaakundedu
This is a shloka recited by Pranavi in a heavenly manner. This Keeravani find, has recently sung the popular Rubberu Gaajulu number in Yama Donga. Compare her rendition here with the aforementioned song and you wonder if we have another versatile singer in the making ala Chitra, Sunitha and Usha.

Mickey J Meyer and Vanamali, after a successful (musically speaking) Notebook, add yet another feather to their caps with Happy Days. Yes Veturi’s title song rocks too. If you’ve waited for a soundtrack that is devoid of nonsensical, out of place, unnecessary rap in the songs. If you’ve longed for an album that shuns crass mass songs/item songs and serves us fresh, lively and melodious numbers then look no further than Happy Days. Clearly, this one ranks very high among the very few good albums that have come out this year in Telugu. Looks like Shekar Kammula already has a winner in his hands.

That says it all...now just wait and watch for the release of teh movie....... 21ts it comes or may be 14th.... See or Die is my word for this movie.....

Signing off.....

A Visit to Remember :-)

I run across the road and slam the door of smitha’s car and apologise “I am sorry, I am late by two mins: P”. Both of us laugh away and talk about some crappy jokes like “What is ashoka with six fingers called?”(Pss…dont think much…he is still called ashoka: P)….. Why cant two last strands of hair on a bald head of an indian marry? (Coz bal-vivah is banned in India)…. I was explaining smith’s parents about the place we are goin to….the kids there and the main purpose of establishing it…. I am talking about my trip to spoorthi foundation (www.sphoorti.org) to visit the ever energetic and enthusiastic kids there…… This foundation was known to me coz of harika, my adorable friend from college….. I did go there a few times bfr but I wud try to summarize everything at one place….

We were around the corner trying to spot the exact lane while two kids pop up and I instantly recognize them….” Hi ra get into the car…guide us form here…ae lane loki vellali”…. teh kids ever enthusiastically explain the directions and at the next corner we see two more kids waiting for us…woah!! These kids love it when people come to visit them… or may be visiting me emo :)….he he he….All the while in the car...the two kids were sliding the window up and down and enjoying the sight... they do it...they turn to us..they laugh..we laugh...after a while we came to the place...

We were treated with the usual BIG Hieee from all of them and then the very much annoying yet funny handshake that they invite us to but never give! I have been a victim of this act many a times and for once….i love being stupid…just to see that happiness on their face when they draw back their hand and smile viciously….i find them cute n happy when they do that and I keep getting fooled just for that happiness on their faces…..

I love playing games with them…Five stones…. Asta chamma….dog n the bone….ila enno games we all played together….I particularly enjoyed the dog and the bone episode of theirs where they fought like soldiers in battle field to get that hankie to their side and win points…… they even had strategies to win…they always messed up their numbers and made the slow kids stay back and only few kids keep coming….then the other team argues that ratna never came to the ground or madhu was never made to run… I, the peace maker, made sure all of them played without cheating…. And guess who the horrible player of the day was…my very own friend harika who was in one of the teams… she lost to the kids :P…she wud kill me for writing this….but who cares… the kids were too fast and spontaneous for her to catch up with…. Sadly, yet proudly…. It’s tough for me also to catch up with these bright young stars…..

I taught them “Hum ko mann ki shakthi dena” song….. I cudnt believe my eyes when arnd the 8^th time….. One guy started singing it all by himself without seeing the paper…. Now cmon…how many of you actually got ur songs by heart in school arnd the 8^th time itself…at least not me…even if I was totally paying attention to the song….. They recited the version with slightly diff tune that they had made up while learning since my tune was may be not appealing to them….

Then we have this regular round of activities by the kids where they dance…sing… do both simultaneously (multi talented u see- astonishingly they don’t even gasp when they are doin them together)… they act…they laugh at themselves while acting and keep reminding each other when they go wrong at anything (they hate doing things the wrong way u see J)… they cheer and clap for their friends when they are performing … I exactly saw UNITY in its true spirit…..

The love and affection they share for each other is amazing…. The love they show towards u wud suffocate u…. U are nothing more than a stranger to them….But they treat u like they have known u for years…. They tease you like ur frends… they respect u like their teacher….. They touch you like a loved one… May be they don’t think so much while they do it…But u can see it and feel it when they do it… Coz they love you and your company….. Have you done something so great to deserve it?… May be you did, by coming to spoorthi.... You would want to come back when they say “ Malli ra akka” in their awaiting and disheartening tone…..

Honestly, when I went there for the first time…I was just hoping to spend some time with the kids…teach them something I know…make them feel happy and come back…. But now I go coz I love goin there and I love being amongst them…rather one among them…. U feel like goin back coz u learn so much there… I went there to teach but I ended up learning more than what I taught to them… I learnt that, love in its purest form, appeals to everyone and touches ur heart very much vibrantly. Something I experience at spoorthi…. Something you would too…when u come there…

My single visit turned into a sequence of visits…thanks to the wonderful kids who brought back all my childhood memories…. I love them all and this is just a speck of how I felt when I went to spoorthi… U have to be there to know what I meant….

Manasa song lyrics- Munna Movie

One hell of a song i liked recently...after lot of googling and not finding teh lyrics...i decided to pen them myself after listening to teh song[:)]

manasa nuvvunde choote cheppamma
manase neekedo cheppalandamma
ninna monna ee vainam nalo ledamma
ee roojedo aanandam champestondamma (2)

oh sona vennela sona
nenanta nuvvaiyana
nee rupu rekhallona
nenundi velugaipona

oh sona vennela sona
nee vaale kannullona
na chitram chitrinchena
kanupapai poona

manasa nuvvunde choote cheppamma
manase neekedo cheppalandamma
ninna monna ee vainam nalo ledamma
ee roojedo aanandam champestondamma

ooo ooo ooo in same tune for all four lines

neeve todani nijanga
neelo cheriti kramanga
neevunte oka yugame
aiepoye ika kshaname

telusa telusa idi telusa
marchesave na ee varasa
nuvvu marchesave na ee varasa

oh sona vennela sona
repave allari jana..aaahaaa
chekkillo chukkaipona
choopultoh chuttey sena

oh sona vennela sona
mungitlo muggai rana
muddultoh munchesena
kaugili ke rana

manasa nuvvunde choote cheppamma
manase neekedo cheppalandamma
ninna monna ee vainam nalo ledamma
ee roojedo aanandam champestundamma

music and some lyrics in english

koose koyila swayanga
vale vakita varangan
ee oose adi telipe
maunam ga madi murise

kalisa kalisa neetoh kalisa
neelo ninde anni maricha
hooo neelo ninde anni maricha

oh sona vennela sona
nee vaipe ochhanamma
nee oohe kannanamma
naa oose pampanamma

oh sona vennela sona
nee gunde chappullona
na pranam nimpanamma
ninu cheranamma

manasa nuvvunde choote cheppamma
manase neekedo cheppalandamma
ninna monna ee vainam nalo ledamma
ee roojedo aanandam champestundamma

oh sona vennela sona
nenanta nuvvaiyana
music
oh sona vennela sona
nee vaale kannullona (2)

My Testimonials for my frenz

Wat i truly felt when i think of my frenz........In my words for one last time bfr i leave hyd.......(The order is random according to the time i wrote....from latest to oldest)


Nagarjun:
Nagarjun anabade ee vyakthi ni kalise mundu leeka matlaade mundu moodu vishayalani meeru gamaninchaali:1)Meeru Visleshanaatmaka(Analytical)mariyu Taarkikamaina(Logical) Heetuvaadam(reasoning) lo siddahastula??...Aiethey vakay...leekapoothey eeyanaki dooram ga undandi.....2)Meeku Peetala Pulusu(Crab soup) ante istamaaa??....aiethey eeyanaki dooram ga undandi...leekapothey vakay....3)Noppincha kunda Oppinchhatam(Convince) mariyu Kangaarupettadam(Confuse) ane rendu padaalaki Vyatyaasam telusaa meeku....aiethey vakay...leekapoothey meeru chikullo paddatte....Jokullo Cakule kaakundaa Maekulu kooda visire Mahapurusudu eeyana!!!Lookulu palu kaakulu ga koosina sare eeyana Shookulu maanaru(:D)Ee prapamcham lo eeyanaki unnayyi inka chalaa vookulu!!Aakhari kaani kaadu attyalpamu(last but not least)....A Great Person to have a Conversation with!!!


Nagarjun:(One more)
well well well......wat can i write abt this guy who was nothin bfr but suddenly everything to me now!!!!......if there is one person who can think abt himself n othrs simultaneously...it has to be him(the only i know till now)......hmmmm....there is so much to write abt him n mostly us.....but tough to know from where to start.....very cool headed.....thinks sensibly n mind u very rationally too.....puts in his heart n soul in anything he commits himself too....love him for tht.....completely mad abt anyhthin in life n wants to do everythin he can,at one go......always jumping n in high spirits.....he looks too cute when he smiles n too bad when he frowns(even if he is doin it for fun)....thre were days when we spoke abt tv ads for hours n days when we sang songs for hours together....n believe me he sings petty well when it comes to romantic songs!!![;)].....for those of u who havent seen the carin side of him will be amazed to see it......to be continued....



Harika:
This one goes for my soul mate...who has come al the way from pluto for me[:)]....A true frend n we jus click off so well....cant imagine i found her in a dirty college like OU....she shud have been in stanford....koncham ekkuvayyindi kadoo....A sweetheart at helping frends...bein it kickstartin shru's zing or getting petrol from bunk when da zing stops[:P]....Jus kidding....I jus cant tel u how much i wish i met her bfr coz i can then flaunt abt a long term frendship with this amazing girl....Getting nostalgic abt leaving al my frends n this one in particular....coz i wont have ne one to tease abt her slow paced snail talking....her strict n stringent diet plans.....N to the unknown....she is a great dancer.....Hari will miss u ae...Love ya...


Harika:(One more)
hi hari....hmmmm i m plannin to write somethin nice abt u...if B is brainless n C is clever then....B+iC is the complex harikaa...in short the clever part of her is imaginary....just kiddin da...ur the best in everythin u do...except cookin...i cant lie abt that one...all those who r lookin out for someone who can listen to u...approach her....n belive me she will give u the most bedazzllenin solns for which u can never make out the head or tail...n i m not kiddin this time...osey hari...i dint write this testi out of love or courtesy...i want u to write a good for me tooo...


Vamsi:
To start off with…he is a very close pal from school….can say that he is a genius…actually an evil genius….there r only 2 things he wants in life…money n girls….money is mandatory…..can do anythin to get those…..but somewhere down the line he is an emotional fellow,candid n above board abt all n sundry…an utterly over confident fellow……has an extra ordinary talent of makin insipid n inane run of the mill stories sound extremely interestin with his rhetoric skills…an incensed person…but never saw him loose his temper on me……compunction is out of his dictionary…….that’s it man…hope I gave u a run for ur vocab prep....he likes adding masala to stories....speaking shit....n bringing out laughs from it....A total "Give up from changing him" category kinda guy....Ryt now jus tryin out to reach the world beyond guys n i wish him the best[:)].....will miss those stupid jokes n dirty laughs we had with u[:)]


Raju:
My "best best best"(say it the way raju does) frend from school....he he he....cool le...one of my close frends from school....n i stil rem those long stories he used to narrate for hours without getting tired n make them sound very interesting to me...tht college trip of his took four hours to explain[:)]...A great dancer im proud of bein a frend to.....its jus great fun to hang arnd with him even if we have no work or plan to be executed.....Finally A great frend i wud miss when im gone from hyd!!!


Sudeepthi:
Hey Suddi...surprised to hear from me....To the unknown she is the one fredn i spent my most of the school life with....those long walks to school..tht pani puri near ramnagar gundu[:)]....al those stupid n inane discussions n stories we shared....everythin is jus too memeorable to be forgotten....we had the best of times n worst of times....but wat the heck, she still has her placed reserved in my closest frends....finally her dream is coming true n i wish her al the best for her masters.....Jus one last word...Suddi life is very pleasant n great ae....jus be happy n enjoy every moment like thr is no tomorrow....Im sure u wud[:)]....Love ya


Priyanka:
Hi pri...wrote such a big testimonial for you n then donut error[:(]....starting al over again....A through professional in craking PJ's n me bein an ardent fan n follwer of those....No one can hear just One[:)]Thr is a certain pri attitude n style tht can never go wrong....be it commenting on my blogs or arriving at places n events....The PST(Priyanak Standard Time runs two hrs late than the IST)....learnt many lessons waiting for her at movie halls...malls n parks..."If u planned a mornin show n goin with pri...take tickets for matinee"[:)]Jokes apart....A heart thinker n follower....A throughly emotional n sentimental girl on our block....Beautiful n Pretty....In n Out....Jus tht she is too thin...Hope she becomes FAT in america....Pri,i still rem a day when u came over when i was low(second yr mein)n we spoke for a long while n i even rem telling u tht u made my day n i feel lot better after talkign to u[:)]....Always thr for frenz n those discussions we made[:)]....Love ya....Muaaahhhh


Priyanka:(One more)
Hi pri….i wish I was the first to write ur testi…never mind….better second than never…..well all u ppl out there…she is a bundle of jokes which need lot of intellect to understand….n I m proud to say that I understand her jokes ….n I m an ardent fan of her timin n sense of humour….loves music…a very very lazy person who doesn’t give a damn abt doin things for others….geee that was a good point to make….r the panel ppl watchin me make such good n valid points…..hey I almost forgot…she is maundlin n mawkish to the core….hey was that supposed to be used as a noun or adj…I think both r fine…watsoever….n plz pri…write a good testi for me….only facts r NOT be disclosed in my case….bye



Smitha:
well well well......my sweetest sister-in-law she is!!!......always supportin me only when i don go against her brother....one of my best frend n the most active one accordin to me......we both get along really well wit our stupid inane jokes n i believe its god's gift to her!!!......she can be completely sensible n mad at the same time......great fun to be wit her.....has some stupid unnecessary habits like correctin every word tht goes wrong in her chat etc etc......watever it is......luv her for wat she exactly is.....a complete peoples person......cant do witout ppl around her.....osssseeeyyyy maddy!!! hope we make it to the same insti re.....i really hope....take care.......


Smitha:(One more)
hi smitha...well to tell abt u in a few words is difficult but ur the most wonderful person i have met till now....i can just talk abt anythin under the sun with u....ur taste...be it clothes or anythin is so different....the wierd sense of humour which u have is worth mentionin...cant think of anythin but u imitatin my deeds n mannerisms.....also our those kinda jokes....thats the best part of ur frendship.....thats all for now....wrote a lot....bye....


Anirudh:
well honey bee(thats wat he is called in our circle)..it will take me a lifetime to tell abt u..but in short he is one of the most intelligent guyz i have seen..a very close pal since school days..always thre for u when u need him the most..listens to ur bakwaas patiently but not good at givin advice..don ever argue with him on anythin...he will see to that he wins it....he mite change ur whole opinion on it as well..as far as girls r concerned...gets despo sometimes but doesnt actually move even an inch beyond that despoism....a hard core rebel when it comes to marriage...don know why he detests marriage so much...ani...u will get the best in life coz u deserve it....be it ur career...job...or girl...there it goes...too much of eulogy for u....tho u don deserve it....btw he is a great rock music fan..a casio player(once upon a time).....weird dessin sense(i cant forgive u for wat u wrote in my testimonial abt dressin sense)...also in ur company(which u start)...i wil do the advertisin part..free of cost...


Shipra:
Hi shipra….well a testi for a person like u will be very interestin coz not many ppl know u well……she is the so called silent girl in our group….to be frank….she is….speaks sensible things most of the times…..loves cookin….the only person(apart from me) who gives a lot of importance to cleanliness n neatness(redundancy used to stress the intensity)….very clear n focussed abt her career n future plans….well that was too much for u shippie…..dint criticize u anywhere…..that’s a record for me……well hope u succeed in all ur future endeavours….bye


Shruthi:
Hi shru….its my privilege to write ur first testi…well to b frank…ur the most carin frend I ever had….u looked after me like ur child(ok that was too much but true) in hostel days….well when I look back…u have been a great frend thru all my bad times(tho I never had many)….i wish evreyone doesn’t have a frend like u coz I m very selfish….that’s too much of eulogy for u….well guyz n girls out there….if u wanna get teased to the core with mess boys…traffic police…bus drivers…n with any god damn creature on this earth plz approach her…..she will find a link between u n that creature….also if u wanna see a lot of senti stuff happenin in ur frendship…plz feel freee to approach her coz she is too sentimental(10% senti….90%mental)….k that’s enough badla I have taken for all those idiotic n meaninless teasins u used to do…bye